teganiamyours:
“ nottonight-imonfire:
“ youwilldream:
“ shitshilarious:
“ strawberryfck:
“ “I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD” ”
I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER
”
I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR
”
I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS
”
I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE
”
keinermachtfurdichmehr:
“ luchaigcaileag:
“ Someone left the cat pipes on.
”
The internet has sprung a leak
”
sixpenceee:
“ counterhunter:
“ ‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’
”
‘who cares we’re mad cute’
”
ruinedchildhood:
“ yo yo yo let it go
”

oknope:

that moment when you’re in the mood to study but you don’t understand any of the lessons……

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captainmitchsmith:

My favorite hobby is looking at which real-estate I’m going to buy once I make my millions